Funniest Guild Recruitment You Have Ever Seen

[Marathon]

Found this one on the net and it made me laugh

New Guild! <Confused> is a PvE guild that does Battlegrounds 24/7. We are a Spanish guild looking for Swedish members who speak Chinese with a Russian accent. Ventrilo is a must! No guild tabard, as it doesn’t match my hairstyle. Thank you.

[Smoooth]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!

[chaosultimamage]

Saw one the other night that was probably a bit too soon. I lol'd.

<Michael Jackson Needs a Rez> is currently recruiting. Need level 80s of all classes for beginning 10 man content.

Not really funny because of anything other than the name, though, I suppose...

[Zal]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!

i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

[Marathon]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!

i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

I might actually start doing that ... lawlz :thumbsup:

[alcattle]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!

i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

I might actually start doing that ... lawlz :thumbsup:

But you would not have to start on that one right away :whistling:

[Marathon]

Nothing specific but I laugh every time I see a recruitment like this. <Guild> is a new guild looking for members. We are a fun guild. Most of us are in the 20s and leveling to start raiding asap. We also do pvp. We have a bank slot and a TABARD!

i really hate the guilds that advertise "WE HAVE A TABARD"

<League of Procrastinators> will be recruiting soon, once we get around to buying and signing that charter.

I might actually start doing that ... lawlz :thumbsup:

But you would not have to start on that one right away :whistling:

Thats what I like about it :thumbsup:

[MiRai]

This is something I stumbled upon a few months ago on a random forum and I thought it was so hilarious I had to keep it bookmarked. Well now I can share.

Tact (Alliance-Sen'jin) LFM to start immediately
Friendly, progression oriented guild looking for more people to help us rock Ulduar and beyond!

Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. Blizzard pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. Our mages have Warglaves. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.

We are <Tact>

And another that came to mind:

<Random Recruiter> We don't PvP. We don't run Heroics. We just raid....in ugly tabards.

[DrChaos]

I agree. The ones that make me laugh always end with "And we have a tabard!"

[Taliesin]

<WE HAVE A TABARD> New guild recruiting. We have a gbank but no tabard.