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Marathon
06-21-2009, 01:36 PM
I have really enjoyed reading the post Best in game names you have read and I want to expand it to guilds.

And Two Stealthed Rogues and Is a Living Legend. Two guilds than used to be on Alexstranza. I always thought they were pretty funny.

sixzandsevenz
06-21-2009, 02:00 PM
I've always wanted to name a guild <We 5 Manned Your Mom>

Toonarmy
06-21-2009, 02:42 PM
And the ever popular "These ARE my alts"

ElectronDF
06-21-2009, 03:30 PM
I wanted a guild bank and a tag just to have something there, so I picked <No Guild>.

Marathon
06-21-2009, 04:02 PM
I've always wanted to name a guild <We 5 Manned Your Mom>

LAWLZ .. that rocks :thumbsup:

Dgc2002
06-21-2009, 05:36 PM
<We Wipe On Trash>
<Rogues Take Zero Skill>
<LF Waldo PST>

Stealthy
06-21-2009, 09:57 PM
I liked this one:

<In A Guild to Get Chicks>

When I made my 5 pally group, I called them all Hammertime and was thinking about sticking them in a guild called <U Can't Touch This>

:P

RobinGBrown
06-22-2009, 04:43 AM
There was a guild called <IS DWARF IRL> on a RP server until they got reported.

nis
06-22-2009, 04:48 AM
Me and my family have an alt-guild called "Go Cry Emo Kid".
I wanted to name it "Ze Germanz"

falsfire3401
06-22-2009, 11:30 AM
<Sapped girls can't say no>

I'm going to hell for laughing at that. :P

That guildname existed for awhile on what used to be my home realm too. Nathrezim PvP. I grew up there (leveled to 60, did all the pre-TBC raids including the old, actually 'hard' Naxxramas, then did 60-70 and a bit of 70 raiding there).

Then I rerolled horde on Shadowsong-PvE. Haven't looked back...other than to level my original rogue toon to 80 and do a handful of PUG raids, but I haven't even logged her on since pre 3.1.

TheBigBB
06-23-2009, 03:35 PM
A few years ago I named a guild <Panty Raid>. It got removed by a GM. I feel like I have matured a lot since then.

Tehtsuo
06-23-2009, 03:42 PM
<Riders of Lohan>
<Wallmart Security>
<Seal Cub Clubbing Club>
<NOM NOM NOM NOM>

hendrata
06-23-2009, 03:53 PM
<From Marketing>

aboron
06-23-2009, 03:58 PM
I had a bank alt guild called <Farmers and Merchants>

falsfire3401
06-23-2009, 04:00 PM
My old realm had a horde guild called <Fruit Vendor> that was actually quite successful at TBC 25-man raiding for awhile...

Bovidae
06-23-2009, 05:34 PM
<Dirty Boxers> nuff said

skychilde
06-23-2009, 05:44 PM
There's a guild on my sister server(my other server I play on) Arygos-US called <We Know Girls> and they are pretty high up in the raid ranks too.

Dominian
06-23-2009, 05:58 PM
Shadow word fail
Stelth Killers

Pippin
06-24-2009, 01:44 PM
I named my Banktoons guild, <Auctionhouse Trainer>

and then one I put in the other thread. <Shesaidnosoiboughtwow> or something of that nature.

Kayley
06-24-2009, 02:13 PM
I'm in <Gold Farmers Pty Ltd> which I think is cute.
Two interesting messages has come of it (more then just the standard 'OMG')

'I'm reporting your COMPANY to fair trading.'
'Your company, is it worth much?'

chaosultimamage
06-24-2009, 02:41 PM
There are a few that I've seen lately that've made me lol.

<She Looked lvl Eighteen>
<FaiLBoaT>

I can't remember the others. I should start writing these down as I see them probably. Always some new hilarious guild on Illidan.

Basilikos
06-24-2009, 03:34 PM
While I have yet to see thing in-game, I'm thinking of remaking my guild so that it is named "Rush Runs America" just to see who I piss off.

Jubber
06-26-2009, 09:53 AM
A while back my buddy made a guild on the blackhand server called "Worgens like Koolaid." It lasted him all of 6 minutes before he was given a new guild name "Too pink and pretty" lol. I really am surprised they didn't just give him a warning ban. He was upset cuz he didn't get to rename it himself. It was a nice quick laugh at the time.

Drew
06-26-2009, 09:41 PM
While I have yet to see thing in-game, I'm thinking of remaking my guild so that it is named "Rush Runs America" just to see who I piss off.
The only political thing I've seen in-game that ticked me off was when somebody made a tauren named "Obama" and drowned him in the pool by the Thunder Bluff guild bank.

"Hey, who died over here?"
/mouse over body
"Dude, that's messed up!"

On-topic, my two favorite guild names on Saurfang Oceanic are

Is a Murloc
and
AFK Going for a Smoke

Fat Tire
06-26-2009, 11:04 PM
My Bank Guild


<Get Rich or Die Farming>

My pvp pally arena team which would be a funny guild tag <Fat Chicks cant LOS>

Lunarsunrise
06-27-2009, 06:23 AM
on our server there is a guild called "BRB cat on fire" always makes me laugh

our guild is called "not mushroom in here" so when randoms ask to join they get the answer ..sorry no room!

laaglander
06-27-2009, 08:09 PM
we're on felweed have seen it on quiet a few servers.

mine is "LOOK MOM I"M BOXING"

still missing a few signature though xD

but its bin sitting there for like a week now.

Malekyth
06-28-2009, 05:49 AM
My girl wants to make a guild called <Thirty Helens>.

NARRATOR: Thirty Helens agree ...
HELENS: Rogues take zero skill.
(All nod.)

Naxxz
06-28-2009, 01:16 PM
I love [ Dead Naga storage ] wish I had come up with that one :)

Fail like I do
06-28-2009, 02:57 PM
knew someone in <Has come online> guild pissed us off so we made a come back with some alts <has gone offline>

Drew
06-28-2009, 06:59 PM
I love [ Dead Naga storage ] wish I had come up with that one :)
There's one called {Naga Stole My Bike] on my server. :)

Seuz
06-28-2009, 07:23 PM
There's a guild on my sister server(my other server I play on) Arygos-US called <We Know Girls> and they are pretty high up in the raid ranks too.

hahaha no way, I know that guild. I used to play on Arygos. They even have another guild called <We Know Boys>.



Funny's that you also play on SH now, me too, but alliance side.

Seuz
06-28-2009, 07:24 PM
<Naga got ya back>



<Naga gave me harpies>



<Nagas belong in slave pens>





No doubt 2 of those 3 got instant banned after a few weeks.

Gomotron
06-28-2009, 07:39 PM
<Na Na Naganaworkhereanymore>

Gadzooks
06-28-2009, 09:55 PM
Okay, I give in. My guild is <Cake or Death>

I get great responses from it, from random "Lol! Eddie!" running around, to random whispers in the middle of nowhere "Cake". Once, I got "Death".

EaTCarbS
06-29-2009, 02:50 AM
<Motion without Lotion>
<Our Guild Name is too lon>
<My RPness is Rising>
<Fat Kids Are Hard To Kidnap>
<Dont Daze Me Bro>
<OMG BRB ICECREAM TRUCK>

Enndo
07-01-2009, 09:07 AM
[quote='chaosultimamage',index.php?page=Thread&postID=211328#post211328]

<She Looked lvl Eighteen>

lol @ this

Kaelika
07-03-2009, 02:24 PM
There's a guild on my sister server(my other server I play on) Arygos-US called <We Know Girls> and they are pretty high up in the raid ranks too.When I used to play on the Sentinels realm, I bumped into a guy in AV from a guild with the name <We Know Girls>, and so I said to him, "I bet you don't really know any girls." To which he replied, "You're right; we're just a sausage-fest guild."

I got a good laugh out of this one for a while.

Sixers2329
07-06-2009, 08:05 AM
The naga guild names are classic.

"I have Candy"
"Raiders of the lost Orc"
"2 Gruuls One Cup"

blbjtb
07-06-2009, 11:55 AM
On PTR there is one called Billy Mays needs a Rez

Otlecs
07-06-2009, 12:01 PM
I despise any names that reference real life. They're invariably in bad taste, unimaginative or both.

The funniest name I remember coming across - which now appears to be be consigned to arena teams according to the Armory - is My Little Pwny. I've no idea why, but it always makes me grin :D

EvoX
07-06-2009, 03:00 PM
I seen a toon on a Frostsaber in the guild <Shaved Kitty Adventures>

Diwa
07-06-2009, 10:05 PM
<Hordecore Pwnography>

jimbobobb
07-07-2009, 12:47 AM
<Fat kids lag IRL>

<boomtastic madness> always made me laugh for some reason

<Mace to your face>
This one was only awesome because it was me and my roommate's guild for the short period of time when they made it so everyone in the group got faction gains, but before they put the level restriction on the Furbolg mace. So our Level 19 Rogue twinks were 3 shoting everyone in the bracket. God that was awesome

sturat
07-08-2009, 06:21 AM
Best two I've seen on my server are:

<From Accounting>
and
<Level 1 Critter>

Tonuss
07-08-2009, 08:45 AM
A few years ago I named a guild <Panty Raid>. It got removed by a GM. I feel like I have matured a lot since then.My first WoW guild was <Paladins are Gay>, which I helped make with some friends. The guild name lasted several months before someone finally reported it and a GM disbanded us. We formed a new guild called <PaG> after that, and very few people ever had to ask what it stood for.

Tonuss
07-08-2009, 08:47 AM
On PTR there is one called Billy Mays needs a RezIn the tBC beta there was a guild called <It Burns When I Crusade>.

Bloodcloud
07-08-2009, 10:20 AM
<Schitzophrenics>

is my MB guildname :)

Aloratnm
07-09-2009, 04:32 AM
I have a personal bank guild on the allaince side called:

<Your Mother Is A Horde>

Mukade
07-09-2009, 07:38 AM
I'll have to check with GMs to see which of these would be acceptable:

<eBayed at eighty>
<Not For Sale>
<And 4 Bots>
<Report me too>
<Not hacking just following>

Multibocks
07-09-2009, 09:09 AM
lol

Diwa
07-09-2009, 04:43 PM
<Not For Sale>
<Report me too>
<Not hacking just following>Can I borrow these too..me wantz :thumbsup:

Mukade
07-10-2009, 05:29 AM
<Quit chasing me> and <How do I turn off follow>


5x Shammy team:

Charmin, Chŕrmin, Chârmin, Chármin, Chärmin
<Makes wiping more bearable>

Marious
07-10-2009, 04:07 PM
Man there is some good ones in here! I like that last one a lot lol.

Charmin, Chŕrmin, Chârmin, Chármin, Chärmin
<Makes wiping more bearable>